Top ten things I learned on vacation:

1. My husband is a strong man. In mind and spirit.
2. My parents are non-judgemental.
3. My friends have nice children. Thank God.
4. My daughter is an amazing human being. Despite the fact she’s only 3 months old.
5. I don’t like the Bay Area anymore.
6. I’m glad I don’t live at my parents house, though I like going there to visit.
7. A home without a dog is FAR too quiet.
8. Shopping is fun with my mom.
9. The right bouncy seat makes all the difference.
10. I truly miss all my old friends.